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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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