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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What is a word that describes things that are VERY natural?

Super-natural.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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