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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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