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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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