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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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