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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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