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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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