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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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