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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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