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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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C to shining C

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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