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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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