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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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