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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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