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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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