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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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