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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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