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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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