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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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