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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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