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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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