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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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