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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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