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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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