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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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