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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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