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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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