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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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