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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What is a word that describes things that are VERY natural?

Super-natural.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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