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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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