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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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