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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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