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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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