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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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