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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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