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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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