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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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