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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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