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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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