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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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