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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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