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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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