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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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