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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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