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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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