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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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