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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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