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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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