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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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