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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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