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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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