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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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