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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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