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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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