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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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