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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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