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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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