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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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