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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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