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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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