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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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