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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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