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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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