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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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