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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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