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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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