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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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