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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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