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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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