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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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