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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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