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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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