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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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