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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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