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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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