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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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