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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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