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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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