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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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