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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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