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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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