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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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