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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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