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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

1960

What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

1690

The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

1620

What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

1974

If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

1621

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

298

What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

2308

What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

2705

Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

1119

What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

3180

What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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