Pictures:

What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

764

Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

1421

What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

1850

What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

1677

What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

1244

What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

2308

What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

1550

What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

2445

What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

1200

What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

799

What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

3113

Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

1909