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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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