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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What is a word that describes things that are VERY natural?

Super-natural.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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