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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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