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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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