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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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