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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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