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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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