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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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