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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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