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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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