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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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