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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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