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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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