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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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