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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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