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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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