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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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