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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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