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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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