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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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