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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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