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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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