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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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