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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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