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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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