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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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