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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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