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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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