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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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