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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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