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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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