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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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After flowers and berries fuse into a pineapple, why can't they do it a second time?

Because then they would refuse.

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