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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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