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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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