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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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