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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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