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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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