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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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