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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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