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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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