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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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