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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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