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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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