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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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