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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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