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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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