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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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