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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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