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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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