Pictures:

What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

1386

What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

3154

What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

2128

What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

2373

What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

2949

Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

2792

What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

1844

When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

2082

What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

2722

What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

1736

How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

1951

Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

2072