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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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