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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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