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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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