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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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