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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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