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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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