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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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