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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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