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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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