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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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