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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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