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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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