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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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