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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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