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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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