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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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