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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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