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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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