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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why is it important to understand the letter Y?

Because otherwise we don't know Y.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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