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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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