Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

304
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

1907
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

452
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

1144
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

2384
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

2471
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

547
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

1203
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

112
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

1127
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

1128
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

2559