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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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