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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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