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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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