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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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