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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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