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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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After flowers and berries fuse into a pineapple, why can't they do it a second time?

Because then they would refuse.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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