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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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