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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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