Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

1284
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

1859
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

2914
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

603
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

2426
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What month is not sure of itself?

May.

1324
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

426
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

1976
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

2195
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

2458
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

681
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

2125