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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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