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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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