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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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