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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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