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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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