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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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