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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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