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What was Genghiz Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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