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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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