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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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