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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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