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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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