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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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