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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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