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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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