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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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