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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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