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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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