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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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