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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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