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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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