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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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