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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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