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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why is KO the opposite of OK?

When we're not feeling OK, we feel Knocked Out.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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