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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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