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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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