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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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