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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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