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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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