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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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