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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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