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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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