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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

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Counter clock wise.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

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Nap kins.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

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It peaked his interest.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

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It's a lie berry.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

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A statustician

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

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He's in a class all by himself.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

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Getting 'it' backwards.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

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She thought they were odd.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

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A weekend in parrots.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

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They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

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The disgust is discussed.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

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Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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