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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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