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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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