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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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