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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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