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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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