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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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