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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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