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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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