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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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