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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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