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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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