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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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