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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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