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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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