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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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